Things you never say to a pregnant woman.

"Hello Oh Fat One!!!"   This prize came from my boss today.  I immediately called him an asshole just so you know, and informed him this was the worst thing anyone could say to a pregnant woman.   A lot of back tracking and he said he meant to say "Oh Pregnant One"  I laughed and called him a jerk.   Ah...there are some perks to working in my office.  Calling your boss an asshole is one of them...granted he earned the name today!!!